Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel. Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading: “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and…
Careful You Don’t Outsmart Yourself…
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, “My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I’d better see a doctor.” “Listen, you don’t have to spend that kind of money,” Mike replies.”There’s a diagnostic computer down at Priceco. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what’s wrong and what to do about it. …
Thoughts of Encouragement
Read Each One Carefully & Think About It a Second or Two 1. No man or woman is worth your tears, & the one who is, won’t make you cry. 2. Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have. 3….
Two Lanes or Four?
A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, ‘Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.’ The biker pulled over and said, ‘Build a bridge to Hawaii…
The Non Dysfunctional’s Pledge of Allegiance
Allegiance: loyalty to or support for a person, cause, or group I pledge allegiance to myself and the happiness I deserve And to the people I love in my life To be one family, Dysfunction free For the health and welfare of all Just as we pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States…
Introducing Karen Gore, new Co-President of B.I.T.C.H., Inc.
Karen Gore, Co-President of B.I.T.C.H, Inc. Babe In Total Charge of Herself is proud to announce Karen Gore as it’s new Co-President. Karen’s background is in business administration and human resources, fields where being in charge was a natural state for her. She will be bringing a whole new level of excitement and resources to the site for our readers…
Eve’s Side of the Story
EVE’S SIDE OF THE STORY After three Weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. “So, how is everything going?” inquired God. “It is all so beautiful, God,” she replied. “The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It’s these breasts you have…
Three Purses
I just spent one of the most fun weekends I’ve had in an extremely long time with old friends and new friends in a little Bavarian style town in the Cascade mountains. One friend, Deb, I met in high school (40 some odd years ago). She became my best friend and even served as my maid of honor…
Life Changes Everything
It’s been an eventful couple of months for me; well truth be told, it’s been an eventful couple of years. I’ve gone through separation from my husband, divorce from my ex husband, gained and lost friendships, moved twice, am working on moving for a third time and just recently lost my friend and business partner…
Dear Bessie
Dear Bessie, I came by your house today and you weren’t there. I didn’t know at the time that you had left and were never coming back. I didn’t know that you had gone home to be with the God of your heart and mind whom you had commited your life and your love to…