This is from another one of my blogging friends, a male one whom I enjoy reading because he’s straight up and to the point. When it comes to sex there’s much for both men and women to learn about pleasing our partners and since this is a women’s site, I thought this particular post was a very provocative perspective that although it might be considered scandalous, irreverent and a bit too raw for some of you more conservative ladies’ tastes, I think its worth the squinting and puckered lips to get through it. And if indeed you find it to be too raw for you, then pass on it by all means. But for the more adventurous, I encourage you to take a look and ponder how you might be able to benefit from the reading. So keep an open mind then get your pen and paper out to take some notes….!
Yes we too talk about women n’ sex n’ anything involved therein…How fine their bodies are, how bad they are at giving blowjobs, whether we needed a board tied to our ass ta’ keep from fallin’ in and their lovemaking techniques and or lack of. Sorry ladies, but all of ya’ll ain’t that good in bed and it takes more than just layin’ there with your legs spread with an occasional moan or groan ta’ make for a good roll in the hay.
We men have our likes n’ dislikes n’ we all have different ones as well so I’ll start with the DON’Ts….
Like men, some women have bad hygiene too. Ya’ see, we piss outta our d**ks….ya’ll don’t n’ believe me, unless you use baby wipes or a washcloth n’ soap…ya’ don’t get it all so there is a remaining smell. Being a certified pool tech I learned that there is fecal matter left after anyone, male or female takes a dump no matter how many times you wipe! So please take this into consideration before ya’ grab our heads ta’ cram ‘em down between your legs.
As far as shaving, women are guilty of the same thing! Now I’m not gonna speak for all men on this ’cause there are some men that like hairy women…I am not one of those so don’t forget to shave your armpits as well as your legs. Wrappin’ your porcupine legs around us n’ scratchin’ the hell outta our backs DOES NOT FEEL GOOD!
As far as p***y hair is concerned, once again we all have our preferences. I for one like a woman that has either a landing strip, nicely trimmed or is shaved, which includes around your ass! A hairy ass is not attractive nor a turn on! I’m pretty sure that hearin’ me gaggin’ on a hair in the back of my throat is not a turn on and could actually be a mood breaker! This also goes back to the hygiene subject…alot of hair…alot of smell!
On the subject of talking dirty during sex…one thing…When you feel it necessary ta’ scream “Deeper, deeper”…sorry, but when you’re pounding bone ta’ bone….YA’ CAN’T GO ANY DEEPER!
Now, I learned along time ago ta’ pay attention to your partner ta’ find out what she likes or dislikes during sex. The same thing goes for men! If during sex you dig your nails into his back and you feel him arch and you hear a groan escape his lips…most likely it doesn’t feel good nor does he like it! If while he’s eating you and you grab ahold of his hair ta’ pull him closer against you and you hear him gasping…it’s a sure sign he can’t breath so let’em go before he dies of suffocation, somethin’ I’m pretty sure would be a big mood breaker too! If while giving him a blow job and you feel him jerk upwards, it’s a pretty good sign that your teeth don’t feel good and as much as you ladies might not think…our d**k’s are sensitive too! Last but not least, once again it comes down ta’ preferences…we all don’t like you slidin’ your finger up our ass when giving us a blow job! I for one have a tattoo on my ass that says “EXIT ONLY” so keep you fingers and anything else ya’ might feel free ta’ get close to it…away from it!
I do agree with babygrrllll on the subject of sounds and expressing the pleasures you are having….but…make sure you scream out the right name during this! Men are not the only ones guilty of this and hearing another man’s name called while pumping the hell out’a ya’ll will make my d**k go down faster than the Titanic or Hindenburg!
As far as techniques of different things are concerned here’s a few off the top of my big head…
Kissing….I find kissing extremely exciting but I’m sorry, not all of ya’ll are good kissers! Slobberin’ all over my mouth and wallowerin’ your tongue around inside it does not compete in any form or fashion with passionate ones that includes runnin’ your tongue slowly around my lips, or kissing them lightly. Don’t suck on my tongue like you would my d**k! It hurts! Suck on it like you would your own p***y!
Nipples…once again I can only speak for myself…but mine are sensitive and biting them doesn’t feel good! Kissing them with light nibbles however are a huge turn on so just slow down a lil’ and don’t act like they’re your next meal.
If you’re on top and you’re really gettin’ excited pay attention ta’ how hard you’re poundin’ down onto us! Our d**ks aren’t your toys! They do break! Also, your ass bones don’t feel good pounding against our pelvis bones so take it easy. You might be into it but hearing and feeling a bone snap I would say would be an instant mood breaker!
Massages….not everyone is good at giving them so don’t assume that diggin’ your nails into our shoulders or grindin’ your knuckles into our backs is relaxing. Take your time and do it like you’d want it done to you and feel free ta’ ask if you’re doin’ it right or how we like it done.
Women are just as guilty of men when it comes to egos and feelings so if a man tells you his likes and dislikes before, during, or after sex, don’t take offense and cop an attitude! Instead, pay attention and learn..it’ll make for more pleasurable experiences for both of you in the future and less arguments. Ya’ll say express ourselves….so when we do don’t take it personal! We already know how sensitive ya’ll are towards just about anything but don’t tell us ta’ do something then beat the hell outta us for doing it!
To me, couples that communicate about sex and their likes n’ dislikes have more enjoyable experiences so don’t be afraid ta’ discuss them and be open to suggestions. Now, having just realized that alot of what I just said pertains to couples and not first or second f**ks…alot of it does. Don’t assume anything! As we all know…assuming can make an ass outta you…and me!
Babeland