Best Old Spice Commercial
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Humor of the Day
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don’t take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don’t know, but you know deserves it. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I’d forgotten to make. [...]
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U.S.Navy releases Al Qaeda Terrorist The US Navy today announced that it has released a senior Al Qaeda terrorist after questioning him extensively for 27 days while being held prisoner aboard a US aircraft carrier in the Arabian Sea. In a humanitarian gesture, the terrorist was given $50 US and a white 1962 Ford Fairlane [...]
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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone brother 2. He liked Gospel 3. He didn’t get a fair trial But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into His Father’s business 2. He lived at home until he was 33 3. He [...]
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Went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics. “How much do you weigh?” she asks. “135,” I say. The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180. The nurse asks, “Your height?” “5 foot 4,” I say. The nurse checks and sees that I [...]
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