1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is [...]
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If you a re really bored and want something to do, click here….
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She’s NOT going to marry you before she finds a job! Great video, affirming and entertaining all at the same time. This is DEFINITELY a Babe In Total Charge of Herself! Enjoy.
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Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel. Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading: “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and [...]
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One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, ”My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I’d better see a doctor.” “Listen, you don’t have to spend that kind of money,” Mike replies.”There’s a diagnostic computer down at Priceco. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what’s wrong and what to do about it. [...]
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A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, ‘Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.’ The biker pulled over and said, ‘Build a bridge to Hawaii [...]
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I, my sister and our friend took a trip from Yuma, AZ to Laughlin NV and along the way we discovered what we have now come to call “The Gilligan Vortex”. Our day started out joyously and uncomplicated. It was filled with the anticipation of riches to be won which required nothing more stressful than [...]
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Okay, folks, unless I’m crippled up because of damage to my body or some kind of disease where I absolutely cannot bend over and clean my own feet and I ask anyone to go and buy one of these for me, do me a favor and JUST SHOOT ME! PLEASE!
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Submitted by Renee Cossich, B.I.T.C.H., Inc. member Someone had to remind me, so I’m reminding you too. Don’t laugh….it is all true… there are perks to reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70! 01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released [...]
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