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How To Be a GRACIOUS Bitch

by Linda on April 19, 2010

By Yana Berlin

Fabulously 40.com

Jennifer’s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her
excitement – not even her parent’s nasty divorce.

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the
best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father’s new, young
wife had bought the exact same dress as her
mother!

Jennifer asked her father’s new young wife to exchange it, but she
refused. ‘‘Absolutely not! I look like a million
bucks in this dress, and  I’m wearing it,‘’ she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ‘‘Never mind sweetheart.
I’ll get another dress. After all, it’s your
special day.‘’

A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress
for her mother.

When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ‘‘Aren’t you going
to return the other dress? You really don’t
have another occasion  where you could  wear it.”

Her mother just smiled and replied, ‘‘Of course I do, dear……I’m wearing
it to the rehearsal dinner the night before
the wedding.‘’

(NOW I ASK YOU – IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN‘T ENJOY
THIS STORY?)



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{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

Linda May 22, 2010 at 1:30 pm

Come on, at least post a LOL! Sheesh!

diane May 25, 2010 at 12:32 pm

That’s what I call *intelligence*. No point of going to war when the pre-emptive strike works better!

Linda May 26, 2010 at 6:48 pm

Thanks Diane, one brave woman out there! LOL!

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